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pandacows:

in my senior year of high school, during our religion class, we had to learn about NFP (natural family planning). this picture was in one of the pamphlets we were forced to read. if you stuck your fingers up your vag and looked at your fingers afterward you’d be able to test your fertile mucus to tell whether or not you were at your peak fertility point or something like that.

you’re all reblogging a picture of vagina goo right now i hope you all realize this

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fuckyeahndasian:

if you click that link… it simply says, Yes you are.

coketalk:

Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day

To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.

“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”

this bitch makes nova proud

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I’ve got one skill

And its to chill

More than cats

On windowsills.

I stay in trees,

Among the leaves.

Ne’er move too much,

I hang with ease.

I sleep all day

Then sleep some more.

Some might think

My life’s a bore.

But au contraire!

They just despair

The lack of algae

In their hair.

I think I’ve said

All I can say

Its back to sleep

For me all day.

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My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA

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stonerparty:

insideoutnight

lovelylittlethings12:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

uhhhhhhhhhhh I call that “piña” in spanish :S LOL

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