February 2012
living through the second most (quite possibly the most) stressful night of my entire life means i just knocked off 20 years of my life
is college over yet
parties suck
everybody
is stupid
anyway
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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racism, sexism, ageism, ableism, classism, blah...
YOUR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS RUINING MY JOKES!!!!!!!
when a doctor says that the lubricant is cold
he means
it is fucking cold
thats all imma say bout dat
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